January 2012
Just found $20.
Yeah, boy.
December 2011
Only 9 more hours until booze.
Too drunk.
Hi.
Impromptu triple-birthday bash!
I'm finally starting up my "Tales from the Crypt"... →
Give me some love.
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Yay. Work. I'm so excited.
Also, as of December 10th, my Tumblr is two years...
aw shucks.
My ex's work isn't going to have their Christmas...
Or, at least, she won’t be there.
It’s a god damn Christmas miracle, guys.
where the fuck is my santa hat?
I am not excited to go to my sister’s for Christmas.
I am not excited to see or be around my sister.
I’m not excited to work from 3:30 till midnight.
I’m not happy that another kid is working my same position, but his hours are like, 6-10 or 11. Why can’t I work from 3:30 to 10, and he works 6 to midnight? What’s wrong with that logic? I’m sorry...
Christmas Eve ritual: COMPLETE.
See you next year, Die Hard 1 and 2.
Burgermeister Meisterburger.
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I hope someone buys me some whiskey for Christmas.
Kristen got me a little bottle of gin, because I’m classy.
BUT I GUESS IF NO ONE DOES, WELL, GOOD THING MY BIRTHDAY IS RIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS.
himynameiscarl replied to your photo: Diane, marry me.
she’s 16 you sicko
SEE IF I LET YOU LIVE IN YOUR DREAM HOUSE IN MY FANTASY LAND WHERE ALL NEAL’S FAVORITE FICTIONAL WOMEN ARE LEGAL.
Someone turn this vodka into whiskey.
“But Neal! It’ll get you drunk regardless, you silly goose! Booze is booze!”
“Fuck. Yourself.”
obscureclouds replied to your photo: Humpo, its there. You sent it. That’s your…
oh, that’s the family account. My brother sent that. My person account is opmuh
MY BAD BRO.
CLEARLY I’M NOT COOL ENOUGH TO BE A FRIEND TO YOUR PERSONAL ACCOUNT.
obscureclouds replied to your photo: Guys. I might be a little hooked on cigarettes,…
neal your the purdiest
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obscureclouds asked: bible with a flask in it
ohsusquehanna asked: A Bible, you dirty heathen.
stillaknucklehead asked: A trucker hat referring to alcohol