January 2012
Just found $20.
Yeah, boy.
Jan 1st
December 2011
Only 9 more hours until booze.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Too drunk.
Dec 30th
Hi.
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
Impromptu triple-birthday bash!
Dec 29th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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I'm finally starting up my "Tales from the Crypt"... →
Give me some love.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Yay. Work. I'm so excited.
Dec 25th
ListenChristmas in Hollis - Run-D.M.C.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
Also, as of December 10th, my Tumblr is two years...
aw shucks.
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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My ex's work isn't going to have their Christmas...
Or, at least, she won’t be there. It’s a god damn Christmas miracle, guys.
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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where the fuck is my santa hat?
Dec 25th
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I am not excited to go to my sister’s for Christmas. I am not excited to see or be around my sister. I’m not excited to work from 3:30 till midnight. I’m not happy that another kid is working my same position, but his hours are like, 6-10 or 11.  Why can’t I work from 3:30 to 10, and he works 6 to midnight?  What’s wrong with that logic?  I’m sorry...
Dec 25th
Christmas Eve ritual: COMPLETE.
See you next year, Die Hard 1 and 2.
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
Burgermeister Meisterburger.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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I hope someone buys me some whiskey for Christmas.
Kristen got me a little bottle of gin, because I’m classy. BUT I GUESS IF NO ONE DOES, WELL, GOOD THING MY BIRTHDAY IS RIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS.
Dec 23rd
himynameiscarl replied to your photo: Diane, marry me. she’s 16 you sicko SEE IF I LET YOU LIVE IN YOUR DREAM HOUSE IN MY FANTASY LAND WHERE ALL NEAL’S FAVORITE FICTIONAL WOMEN ARE LEGAL.
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
Someone turn this vodka into whiskey.
“But Neal!  It’ll get you drunk regardless, you silly goose!  Booze is booze!” “Fuck. Yourself.”
Dec 23rd
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obscureclouds replied to your photo: Humpo, its there. You sent it. That’s your… oh, that’s the family account. My brother sent that. My person account is opmuh MY BAD BRO. CLEARLY I’M NOT COOL ENOUGH TO BE A FRIEND TO YOUR PERSONAL ACCOUNT.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
obscureclouds replied to your photo: Guys. I might be a little hooked on cigarettes,… neal your the purdiest <3333
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
obscureclouds asked: bible with a flask in it
Dec 23rd
ohsusquehanna asked: A Bible, you dirty heathen.
Dec 23rd
stillaknucklehead asked: A trucker hat referring to alcohol
Dec 23rd