February 2012
Afroman is playing my favorite bar tonight.
Oh, life, why are you so good to me?
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my life is my job.
why did i agree to come in three hours early?
i would very much like a cigarette.
we hired three new people for customer service.
i had to train one of the new kids tonight. In casual conversation, I asked him how many hours he’d be working. He said about 32, and mostly nights.
I have a feeling one of the main snack bar guys is going to get fired. They hired new people for CUSTOMER SERVICE, and not snack bar. I work all nights, and all weekends. They don’t...
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diffusebombs replied to your post: Jet Set Radio is getting released on PSN/XBLA.
JET SET RRRRRRRRRADDDDDDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and all the music started playing in my head
WE’LL NEVER NEED TO LEAVE THE NEW HOUSE AGAIN.
Jet Set Radio is getting released on PSN/XBLA.
The pain and ache in my body is overshadowed with joy right now.
God, my work can't compete with the local...
But, let’s be honest, fuck them and their robot-heartless-corporate bullshit.
Damn the man, guys.
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i'm drunk and pizza.
I really need more orange juice.
im drunk. →
an actual conversation.
Me: Lets never have kids.
Kristen: Okay, but can we have lots of animals instead?
Me: Uhh..
Kristen: You know, like, a few kittens and a couple of dogs… and a raccoon..
Me: I’m getting a red flag right now.
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"Cool blanket, bro," I said to my niece.
“Uncle Neal, I’m not your brother,” she replied.
The point of this story is her blanket is really ugly and she doesn’t realize I’m making fun of her.
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